Instead of electing Arnold governor, Californians should have tapped Hans und Franz, the parody of him on Saturday Night Live in the late 1980s and early 1990s. They always shouted, “Ve vill pump..you up!”
Arnold now is preparing to pump up not us, but our taxes. The L.A. Times reports:
News that Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s administration is exploring potential tax hikes on personal services, some prepared foods and other items to help close a budget gap was not warmly received by consumers and business owners Friday….
The ideas being studied by the administration are geared toward closing a budget gap that the governor says has now grown as large as $20 billion — while the economy goes south and tax receipts dwindle. The hunt for potential tax hikes is occurring even as the governor has continued to say publicly that he will resist them and his staff denied Friday that they were considering new taxes.
You know it’s coming. Arnold has spent 5 years balancing not a single budget, a dismal record achieved by no previous governor, because of his wild spending. And that was during prosperous times. Now that a recession is hitting, like predecessor Gov. Gray Davis — who was recalled and replaced by Arnold for raising taxes — Arnold is going to raise taxes.
You know what he’ll say:
Is only temporary increase in fees. Really a tax cut. Otherwise the poor will be hurt and will cause problems. Will make Kalifornia better, wealthier.
Or some such rot said in an Austrian accent that sounds like my grandfather’s. (By the way, my grandfather came here in 1907 when there was no income tax, federal or state. Can I have the same rate — pretty please, with apfel strudle on top?)
As always, the higher taxes will chase away businesses and make the budget deficit worse, bringing even larger spending cuts in the future.
Waste…Waste…Waste…Waste
But let’s look at where the waste is that Arnold easily could cut:
- L.A. Unified School District blew $230 million for a new arts school building that is admitted to be a waste. The Times reports:
- But the cost of the project has gone from $30 million in 2001 for the standard-issue high school to roughly $200 million more for the new-and-improved version seven years later. The tower rises from a 950-seat performing arts theater, and this part of the project alone is priced at $49 million.
- To curb greenhouses gases that supposedly cause global “warming” (but really don’t — the earth actually is cooling), Arnold hired 211 more bureaucrats to assault California businesses. Cost to taxpayer: $55.4 million a year.
- Arnold pushed through his darling Proposition 49 back in 2002, when he was thinking of running for governor. It funds midnight basketball and other schemes to keep kids occupied while their parents are busy working three jobs to pay all the taxes to Arnold. Total cost every year: $455 million.
The California budget, whose general fund now is more than $103 billion a year, is riddled with waste, inefficiency, and boondoggles. It easily could be cut $20 billion to make it balanced. No tax increases necessary.
Let’s recall Arnold, as I’ve been insisting now for more than a year and a half — since just before clueless voters re-elected the Austrian Oaf — and replace him with Hans und Franz. As they would say, when it comes to cutting waste, Arnold is just a “girlie man.”