Joke about GM

A friend came up with this joke:

General Motors CEO Rick Wagoner is on a plane and meets a classmate who’s become a preacher. He tells Wagoner that GM is on the rocks because it lacks Christian management. The preacher said he opens the Bible, stabs his finger onto a verse at random, and God tells him what to do. He prayed and found a verse that talked about bread, so his church invested in wheat futures and made millions. Then prayer led to a verse about smiting enemies, and they reinvested in defense-related mutual funds and tripled their investment. And so on.

Wagoner said he prayed and tried the same thing.

“And what did the Lord tell you?” asked the preacher.

Wagoner said, “It read, ‘Chapter 11‘.”