Ding, dong, the wicked witch has lost!

There’s not much to cheer about in this dismal election, but one is Hillary losing. Tonight she’s finally finished.

It took into June, but Obama finally dumped enough water on her that her candidacy melted.

As I pointed out last month, “Why did Hillary lose the nomination? Because they wouldn’t let the flying monkeys vote.”

So, we’ll be spared another 4 or 8 years of…

* Bill roaming the White House seducing interns until his bypass gives out.

* HillaryCare Version 2.0.

* Endless assaults on the country’s 150 million men as violent oppressors and guys who leave gals like Hillary staring at their cell phones on Saturday night.

* Hillary imitating Xena: Warrior Princess, by starting even more new, unneeded wars that Bush — to demonstrate Fallopian Power.

* Just looking at her for 4 to 8 years. Some things seem to be such a violation of the natural laws of the universe that they just never can happen, however close a call it may seem at the time.

Of course Obama, our next president, will be horrible in his own way. I’m already tired of him. But no way he’s as bad as Hillary.